princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

pulpofiction:

Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”

Then watch them crash and burn

lunarshadesofindigo:

F is for vodka

U is for vodka

N is for vodka.

yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

"I just think that people are so weird about nudity and the human body. Sex is not bad, naked bodies are not bad and naked bodies don’t always have to be connected to sex.”
— Emily Browning (via resignieren)

mereyann:

how about we start teaching kids respect and how their bodies belong to them and freedom does not mean forcing yourself on somebody against their will instead of trying to make them understand maths at the age of 5

because maybe then we wouldn’t have to try and explain rape culture to people who haven’t experienced a world without it and therefore struggle to see it as wrong

"Introverts don’t get lonely if they don’t socialize with a lot of people, but we do get lonely if we don’t have intimate interactions on a regular basis.”
— I have never related to a quote more in my life than I do this one right here, right now. BAM.  (via kbfoto)
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